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St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids

Whether you're looking to spice up circle time, add a fun note to your little's lunchbox, or get a giggle at the dinner table there's no denying that having a few good jokes up your sleeve is always useful!

Here are our favorite squeaky clean St. Patrick's Day jokes that are sure to get your little leprechaun "Dublin" over with laughter:

What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy Long Legs!


What do you get when two leprechauns chit chat?
Lots of small talk!


Why shouldn't you iron a four leaf clover?
You might press your luck!


How did the leprechaun win the race?
He took a short cut!


What do you call a rainbow with neutral colors?
A plain-bow!


What do you call outdoor tables and chairs in Ireland?
Paddy O' Furniture!


We hope these jokes tickled your fancy! Looking for more St. Patrick's Day fun? Ask your local Teaching Tote specialist if they have a St. Patrick's Day tote in their collection!

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Hahaha! Teaching Tote jokes are the BEST jokes!!

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