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Easter Jokes for Kids

If you love having a joke up your sleeve for any occasion, you've come to the right place! Here are some Easter jokes the Teaching Tote team came up with to get your little bunnies laughing:

What do you call a Transformer bunny?

HOPtimus Prime!

How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?

They don't. They're eggs-tinct.

Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from school?

He was having a bad hare day!

What did the baby egg say to the daddy egg?

Your yolks crack me up!

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny tell?

Ones that have a HOPPY ending!

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a bee?

A honey bunny!

What do you call a rich bunny?

A millionhare?


We hope you enjoyed these Easter jokes for kids! Be sure to check back next month for a whole new batch of jokes and let us know your favorite in the comments!

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The millionhare one is my favorite! SO cute! Thanks, Teaching Tote team!

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Thanks for letting us know your favorite! That's one of our favorites, too!

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